When I woke up this morning I was amazed it was only Wednesday. It felt like the week should have been coming to an end. Furthermore, as I walked into the school canteen at lunchtime today I was met by the smell of chips. Was it Friday? Was it chip day? I was confused. The cure for my confusion? Chips. In fact, fish fingers, chips and peas.

Although I ate them so fast that a picture was out of the question. Instead, for your entertainment…an empty plate that once contained fish fingers, chips and peas…