Day 8 #juneathon

The best laid schemes o' mice an' men

Gang aft a-gley,

An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,

For promised joy!

This morning's run, at the woods, was planned to be to the ponds and back, about 3ish miles. This didn't quite go to plan….

Lost dog! Well I didn't actually lose the dog, he lost himself. This does happen every now and then, so initially no big panic. In the past he normally manages to find his way back to the entrance to the woods and hangs around waiting for me. Not this morning. So I thought maybe he has gone back to wait by the car at the other end of the woods. Not this morning. So I began running back the way we had come to look for him. I looked to the east of the woods….

Nothing. I looked to the west of the woods….

Nothing. So back to the entrance….still nothing. As I began to panic slightly I decided to make my back to the ponds for one last look around where I last saw him, with the idea that if I did find him I would drown the fecker in the ponds! And lo and behold who should appear from over the hill……?

You're right….the chuffing, fecking, idiot of a dog. 10 miles run!

Today's mileage = 10.27

Total Juneathon mileage = 42.19

Mojo level = after this morning's experiences….it is dropping drastically.

Now off to Wakefield for Long Division Festival

(Music festival!! I am NOT a maths geek!)

 

The Hunt for the Beast Continues

New evidence suggests the Beast of Bourne is alive and well.

Yesterday more evidence came to light that the feared creature that roams Bourne Woods is alive and well. Recent discoveries of the creatures existence have been slowly increasing since 2010. The quiet South Lincolnshire market town was left reeling after the latest piece of evidence found by a runner Sunday morning.

More evidence

Strange footprint spotted

The latest piece of evidence, discovered at about 9am Sunday morning, is a footprint measuring about a metre in width. The amazing discovery was made by a local runner, Phil Lengthorn, 21, from Bourne.

“I was just running along with earphones in and listening to my favourite 80s disco tunes when I saw it!” Mr Lengthorn exclaimed. He went on to say that, “It [footprint] was huge! At least 4 feet across and clearly made by some sort of gigantic animal!”

Past sightings

This comes in a long line of past sightings that have terrorised the local residents. Recently there were rumours of strange genetic modification experiments going on in the vicinity, apparently the legacy of years of mutation discoveries on the Fens. A huge oversized doglike beast was recently reported that could well have something to do with this new batch of sightings.

Professor Malcolm, Department of Strange Sightings at Oxford University said, “We will looking into this latest piece of evidence very carefully. The recent cold weather may have caused this creature to look elsewhere for his food. Although due to the fact that this runner was taking part in Janathon and running every day of the month, he is clearly mad so we may not bother.”

In other news….

Due to adverse weather conditions today's Janathon run did not take place.

 

Janathon Day 8

Just about 25% of Janathon complete – that doesn't sound quite as bad as only 8 days in. So today after ANOTHER very long and hectic day, full of workshops and marking, followed by marking and workshops, it was time for a run. To kill two birds with one stone I headed to the woods with the dog for a 4.67 mile run.

Only tonight it was in a pair of funky new trail running shoes, purchased on ebay for a bargain price of £24. And very nice they are too.

Although the highlight of the run was seeing the biggest dog (although I use the word loosely) in the world. It was an amazing sight. As I was preparing for the run, a man, and what I can only describe as a massive beast, walked past the car. I have never, ever, seen anything like it before. This creature was huge. I failed to take a picture as I didn't want to antagonise the savage with the flash. But suffice to say that in Bourne there lives a man who is partaking in some extreme genetic experiments.

Today's mileage = 4.67

Total Janathon mileage = 35.65 (55.7 km)

 

Origami #28

Today's attempt at making a piece of origami didn't go quite to plan. The first initial attempt at a modular tetrahedron was a disaster. It was really difficult, it looked simple but the final assembly just wouldn't work. I found it near impossible to get the four corners in place, it keep falling apart. Very frustrating. It would seem that 28 days is not long enough to become an origami master…..

But, I was not about to be beaten, and proceeded to create a rather easy puppy….

So that just leaves two more days before the end of a rather enjoyable little challenge.

 

Why I Run

In today’s Y10 lesson, with only two weeks until their English Language exam, we were revising ‘writing to explain’. I was going over the best way to plan and structure the piece of writing, including answering the who, what, where, when, why and how. Then we developed this early planning into a structured answer. We looked at the following rather boring question:

‘What is your hobby? Explain why you enjoy this hobby.’

To engage the class and try to inject some comedy into the classroom I modelled the task by explaining to the class that my hobby was Latin dancing. We went through the planning process and as a class we created a really engaging and interesting piece of informative writing.

This task then got me thinking. Whilst running round the woods late this afternoon I decided to write a blog post about one of my hobbies: running. Recently my blog entries have been a bit heavy or even slightly boring. Partly because of monthly projects I have been completing. So I thought a slightly more light-hearted piece of writing, in an explain style, is just what we need.

Running

I have a number of activities and interests: I like listening to music, attending gigs, blogging and I even play the ukulele, but the hobby that takes up most of my time is running. I am a member of the local running club: Bourne Town Harriers, a small friendly running club that encourages runners of all abilities. I run around three or four times a week, sometimes on my own, sometimes with others and sometimes with the dog.

Late this afternoon, was a nice gentle run around Bourne Woods with the dog, or should I say dogs. We are currently looking after the mother-in-law’s dog while she recovers from a heart bypass operation. Her dog is the one on the right, the divvy looking one with the gormless expression, a lump of a dog, incredibly clumsy with some kind of dog psychological disorder.

There are a number of reasons why I run, especially with the dog. Firstly, the obvious one, to keep fit. It is an easy activity to do, requires very little ‘special’ kit and I can do it whenever I want. I’m not tied to gym opening hours or paying a ridiculous charge for the pleasure. Secondly, the dog needs walking, so I might as well kill two birds with one stone and go for a run with the boy. Thirdly, running gives me a chance to listen to some music. I always run with my iPod, today was no different, and with the new ‘Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly’ album on its way I took the opportunity to listen to one of the older albums in preparation. Lastly, running allows me to clear my mind and relax, or do some thinking. I often plan lessons in my head, go over the days lessons in my head or think about what I have to do over the next few weeks. Today was no different, it was the thinking about today’s lessons that have lead to this blog post.

As you’re probably well aware, until recently we have had bucket loads of rain, therefore the woods have been pretty muddy. However, I quite like running in the mud, it brings a whole new series of challenges. One of which is actually remaining upright. I had a couple of close shaves, one due to a particularly muddy part, and one due to the divvy dog deciding to stop right in front of me. The advantage of running round the woods is that you can decide the sort of terrain you want to run on, from thick mud and grass to solid tracks and even Tarmac paths.

What with all the recent rain there are lots of deep water puddles around, and the dogs, for some unknown reason, actually like jumping in them and rolling around. Now this is ok if the puddles are reasonably clean, but does become a problem when they are of the black smelly variety. So any run around the woods with the dogs usually takes in the ponds at some stage so the dogs can have a swim and wash down. The ponds at Bourne Woods are around 1 1/2 miles from the entrance, so the dogs get plenty of time to dry off before going home.

We did have one incident as a result of the dogs going in the ponds. As we were nearing the end of the run we came across a couple sitting on a bench. At this point the divvy dog decided to go say hello, he approached the couple and just as they lent over to stroke him he began shaking excess water from his coat. Unsurprising the fella wasn’t particularly happy, I smiled, apologised, and continued running…..fast!

By the time we had finished the run it was early evening, the weather had been great, sunny and reasonably warm. It had been a really nice gentle run, just over 5 miles in about 50 mins, including some stops for photos and swimming dogs. Can’t wait until Juneathon starts!