How about a ridiculously beautiful piece of nonsense verse?
The foot went flying through the air,
With the shin attached and looking bare.
The kooky in the tree gave a cry of shoop shoop shoop,
As the donkey drank the massive bowl of hula hoop soup.
Juneathon was here and she wasn't very happy,
So we cut her up and fed her to the billy bong snappy.
Day 5 mileage = 5.16
Total Juneathon mileage = 23.96